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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer (theonion.com)
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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I don't even know what a wood shop would look like. B&Q or Wickes sell timber but I think it's a fairly limited selection, mostly just different size/shapes of softwoods.