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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer (theonion.com)
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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Woodworker here: This is why wooden cutting boards are coated with an ingestion safe oil or paste wax before use. Prevents significant fluid ingress. Then hand wash it and stand it vertically to air dry.