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Anon watches her boyfriend play videogames (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 6 months ago (26 children)

I'm just gonna put this anecdote out there:

When I first started dating my ex, I wanted him to play through some Dark Souls to see if he had any determination. He failed completely and whined a lot, but I kept dating him anyway. Nearly 5 years later, I ended up leaving him, and a big part of it was his defeatist outlook and complete lack of willpower.

I'm not saying being bad at Dark Souls is a red flag, but I think girlie would be justified in getting out now.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 22 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I've 100%'d all 3 souls games.

Can we date (As an experiment)? I suspect dating someone with the obsessive qualities to do this is also frustrating.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I've only 100%'d DS1, so I'm pretty impressed by your ability. I'm not obsessive enough over most of the franchise to get 100%, namely because there's sections of DS2 and DS3 I don't love replaying, but I love DS1 to death so I wanted to have the Dark Soul achievement.

Anyway, if you wanna shoot your shot dm me, just know you gotta be cool with bussy.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bitch, I don't care what colour your snatch is, but you better be stacked like the Asylum Demon.

Lay down some soapstone for me and I'll drop into your ass like I start that fight.

When I'm done with you, you'll be begging for NG+

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

4 real people read that and thought "great!"

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Five!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago

This would never happen on Reddit.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

I read that whole thing in public and I think I'm gonna have to turn my phone off now.

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