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Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] 0ops@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's really bad if true because in my dreams I can only punch in slow motion

[โ€“] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Sounds like your dream self has gotten the truth of it!