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submitted 5 months ago by cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 51 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Things are so insane in America right now, that I wasn't entirely sure this was satire.

<stares in Gulf of America and Red, White, and Blueland>

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Don't forget Ohio's new proposed law for life starts at ejaculation!

[–] InvestBurnout@fedia.io 4 points 5 months ago

I thought that was Mississippi?

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