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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)
submitted 10 months ago by suy@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] Sal@mander.xyz 74 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Someone needs to explain to Musk how to debug with the JSON so that the ipv6 GUI does not overflow into the git API front-end

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Easy. Just defragment the kernel flux, water root but do not saturate the soil, and then set the virtual tensors to sigWumbo++. If you saturated root then set the tensors to asyncoMumbo-- to account for the extra conductivity. After that refragment the kernel flux because it was happy that way.

[–] jacecomix@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wumbo++ is by far my favorite development tool

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ah, a fellow wombologist!

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does Wumbo# count? I'd like to be part of something

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only Wumbo number 5.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

I'll usually throw a little Amanda code in there to stay by my side.

[–] VubDapple@real.lemmy.fan 2 points 10 months ago

It's web-scale!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

careful, "git api" almost makes sense