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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Our databases only store in RAM because I AM THE ELECTRICITY BATTERY MASTER"

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You save quite a lot of time when working on a database if it's stored in RAM compared to tape, so it does make sense to use that technology

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah in memory databases can be super fast.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you lose your database quickly, so it’s still fast

[–] Phunter@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Your delete is O(1)? Ha! Our delete operation runs in O(0).

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

It in Elon's case, catches fire and locks you in

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

My use case is primarily real time data capture - raw log is written to disk and can be recovered from, although at that point we'd have fallen back on the secondary as primary would now be suspect.

[–] dion_starfire@lemm.ee -3 points 1 year ago

At which point you have to slurp down a few hundred terabytes from the other datacenters when the power turns back on.

This is why Google datacenter managers hesitate to turn off the power even when an employee is in the process of getting electrocuted.