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[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think at least Trump pretends to love his family. JD Vance is a soulless husk who will do anything if it gets him what he wants. He’s a disgusting excuse for a human being.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I think he wants some love with specific members of his family.

Mainly his daughter. Because he is one incredibly creepy asshole.

Edit for clarity: Obviously Trump for that part. The only family Vance loves is the family couch.