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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Funny how they’ll say this to federal workers, but they won’t say shit to the military who are living the socialist dream.

[–] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Yeah, and if you ever ask a vet what they did, unless they'd been to literal war, they're going to tell you that they were basically just put in charge of stocking a broom closet and were bored 95% of the time.

Edit: just want to add that I do respect the military, and if anyone wants to tell me why I'm wrong, I'd love to hear lol

[–] RenegadeTwister@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's okay, you're allowed to not respect the military if you want.

[–] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago
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