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Rampant consumerism celebrates 59th consecutive Super Bowl victory (newsthump.com)
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[โ€“] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As the empire crumbles ... the President orders more Super Bowls to take place during the year and for free snacks to be distributed to distract the masses .... bread and circuses

[โ€“] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Free snacks? Sounds like communism.