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Anon achieves optimal testosterone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 91 points 6 months ago (23 children)

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/does-nicotine-affect-muscle-growth

There is data to show nicotine might have a performance increasing effects on people. However, the idea is more that you ingest a safe amount via methods that are not smoking/chewing.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 76 points 6 months ago (5 children)

THAT'S WHY I DRINK A SUGAR-FREE REDBULL WITH EXTRA CREATINE, PROTEIN POWDER, AND PROBIOTICS MIXED IN WHILE CHEWING SEVEN ZYNS BEFORE EVERY 15 MINUTE SET. I NO LONGER SLEEP AND MY HEARTBEATS CANNOT BE DISTINGUISHED. MY LUNGS ARE PERFECT AND MY BODY IS PRISTINE!

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 85 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Your heartbeat is measured in Hz

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Come to think of it, a normal heart rate would be like 1-3hz depending on activity

[–] itsworkthatwedo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's 1000 to 3000 mHz!

[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Thanks for clarifying that

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