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submitted 6 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 83 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

Back when I was still on Reddit, I made a comment on a chess sub saying that in chess you are not allowed to make your king "commit suicide" to explain how a stalemate works. One day later I got a message about suicide prevention because someone flagged me for promoting suicide.

What a dumb site.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They should have known you were just horsing around.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He got pawnd!

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Google helpline numbers

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