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[โ€“] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Falling down the stairs is the only time he's risen in political popularity.

[โ€“] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

I would vote for him if he promised to continually fall down stairs.