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Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs (theonion.com)
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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

I'm from Alaska so my family got hit by this hard, most of them were shipped around in metal crates, but my cousin was put in a thin wooden one. We had a long laugh hearing about his brilliant goring