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"So... uh... we're all rotting lumps of flesh caught in the gravity well of a floating rock in space. Wanna hang out?"
Most the people I dated would have thought that was cool, til around the end of college age.
That would work on me, at age [hrm prm cough].
My other trick was, at a party, to sit in a big easy chair and slowly fall asleep while looking at someone I liked. it's a trick I learned from a cat.
You should've just crawled into ~~my~~ their lap. We literally live on a rock - why not? :-O
Is that something that cats do?