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China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] karpintero@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

America’s magic bean market is in turmoil after a Chinese company unveiled a competing bean that’s less than one tenth the price but still just as useless.

😂 First line got me. Bookmarking the Beaverton