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China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 53 points 6 months ago

"I still believe that, five years from now, civilisation will be structured entirely around OpenBean beans,” said bean industry titan Sam Altbean. “I can’t offer any supporting evidence for that, but I do believe it."