Democrats: We tried to give you $100 dollars to cover your rent and groceries for the month, but Republicans wouldn't let it pass unless we whittled the number down to $5.

Liberals: We'd love to give you universal healthcare and universal basic income and free you from oppressive medical and student loan debt. Oh and we can do all this well stopping climate change, and strengthening the economy.

Working Class: interesting... We've heard you all, and we've chosen to split our votes between the Republicans and the Democrats. Again.

Liberals: What the actual fuck.

Republicans: Oh good. To celebrate we're going to open-mouth cough on you, then throw a dart at The Constitution to see which right we want to take away from you next.

[–] m532@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 2 years ago (6 children)

What are the 'liberals' in your fanfic? They promised something to the working class, so I'll assume they are another bourgeois political party and got no votes.

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