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Anon signs up for a 5k (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] McLoud@lemm.ee 148 points 7 months ago (12 children)

She was planning on having 5 km of cock run on her, now her plans are ruined.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 121 points 7 months ago

This is almost exactly how I found out my ex-wife was cheating. She bought a ticket to a concert and then freaked out when I bought one too. Why wouldn't I want to go to a concert with my wife? She said it was just going to be a thing with her friends from work. When we arrived there was exactly one friend from work. A guy friend.

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