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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 25 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Ok so this one just isn't fair.

Two possibilities end up with me dead, two end up with millions dead, and one ends up with me being unemployed.

Sorry not sorry Team A and B, sacrifices must be made.

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait, which one leaves you unemployed?

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The lack of standards path of course.

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Unless you work for the committee or for ISO somehow, then I don't think that really follows. C++ and JavaScript were both used in production for decades before they had standards, and the dissolution of the standards committee wouldn't cause compiler vendors to stop developing compilers.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 6 months ago

Ok.

Fair.

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