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Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All (theonion.com)
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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We've been riding on the pre-1990s prototype called NATO for a while now but it appears friendship built on premise of fear didn't quite grow past the "don't stab me and I won't stab you" phase.