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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Damn! What's our status on that whole "power of friendship" thing?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We've been riding on the pre-1990s prototype called NATO for a while now but it appears friendship built on premise of fear didn't quite grow past the "don't stab me and I won't stab you" phase.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think the people of blahaj are developing the power of friendship.

I suggest we let them cook and only ask them to weaponize it when we need it most.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

...we were supposed to be developing the power of friendship? I thought we were all-in on girlkissing!

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

Is that now how friendships are made?

This explains why I have no female friends.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago

it's called a union

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

30 years of power rangers seasons and still no real progress made.