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Damn! What's our status on that whole "power of friendship" thing?
We've been riding on the pre-1990s prototype called NATO for a while now but it appears friendship built on premise of fear didn't quite grow past the "don't stab me and I won't stab you" phase.
I think the people of blahaj are developing the power of friendship.
I suggest we let them cook and only ask them to weaponize it when we need it most.
...we were supposed to be developing the power of friendship? I thought we were all-in on girlkissing!
Is that now how friendships are made?
This explains why I have no female friends.
it's called a union
30 years of power rangers seasons and still no real progress made.