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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Given an unlimited amount of tries, I can win any major lottery 10 times in a row.

Given an unlimited amount of tries, I still cannot go super saiyan. Believe me, I'm close to that amount of tries!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you tried screaming and flexing really hard?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ya, I pooped a little and lost consciousness.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only a little? There's your problem!

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahhh, I get it. So you are saying that I need to eat taco Bell beforehand. Because that is the one sure way I can be sure that I will thoroughly shit myself when I am unconscious.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Precisely! Only then will you achieve super saiyan!

[–] reinei@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Wait wouldn't that only be super saying? As in we would super be talking about it?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

Given an unlimited number of fries, I can go super fat.

[–] kryptonidas@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago

Do you make your back tingle?