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submitted 6 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/casualuk@feddit.uk

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My American daughter in Morrison's today. She didn't know what a kilt was. She said it very loudly because she thought it was super progressive.

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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 27 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Top tip: never ask a Scotsman what he wears under there because, after a few drinks, he'll shoe you. And they've always had a few drinks.

[–] thisismyname@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Not sure if typo or form of attack...

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 6 months ago

He'll literally hoof you.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago

He'll stick a shoe up your hole, for sure.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't know where you've been, lad, but I see you've won first prize.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've been to Scotland.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Well, gratz on winning first prize!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I took a photo up mine to post here but somehow it buggered up the camera on my phone.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Are you sure the phone didn't bugger you up?

[–] regedit@feddit.online 1 points 2 months ago

On the upside, they're the only bunch I wouldn't get grossed out about if they peed without washing afterwards!