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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 102 points 6 months ago (5 children)

"Have a 4chan?" Isn't 4chan loginless?

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 6 months ago

to be fair to this person finding out someone you love paid for 4chan pass would be absolutely devastating

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Now everyone just uses the same username "anon" as a sort of running gag.

[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works -5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Sort of*

No*?

I'm assuming this has something to do with you being Dutch. But otherwise that was a nice joke, 5/7

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No. It was a combination of it being 6 a.m., this being a shitpost community, and autocorrect.

Also it's very ignorant to assume someone makes a typo just because of their nationality.

[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

I just view the Dutch language as jank English. My apologies

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fucking normies not knowing about 4chan platinum.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is that the one that makes you become an hero?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

That is part of the application criteria. You have to have an hero'd before they will every consider inviting you to apply.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It remains loginless but you have to verify your email address or wait 900 seconds before every post.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 19 points 6 months ago

tripfags hate this one simple trick

[–] imecth@fedia.io 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

wait 900 seconds before every post.

This only applies for the first post, you're probably deleting their cookie that tracks your browser.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

I've never actually waited the 900 seconds.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

Only if you're not what they call a "tripfag".