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USA leaves Earth (www.der-postillon.com)
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Paukenschlag: USA treten aus der Erde aus!

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'd love to pull a professor Farnsworth.

Maybe once Amazon starts delivering. My survival skills aren't great.