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Billionaire known for stealing people’s ideas debuts totally new, original salute
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Honestly this is the most believable excuse that I’ve read so far. “Throwing his ‘heart’ to the fans” is that seriously the best these Nazi asshats can come up with?
But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?
Today is a good day (for him) to die.
He has no honor.
p'tahk!