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Americans will take the piss out of beans on toast and then eat this. (infosec.pub)

submitted 7 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

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cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (20 children)

OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn't one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.

Strong words for a country where more people eat doughnuts for breakfast than sausages.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Whoy ain't they eatin' sawsagees???

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Doughnuts are easier to bring to a group setting

[–] Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

He never brought a pot of beans.. lol

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Doughnuts, sweet rolls, pastries" ...are not "doughnuts"

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Doughnuts, sweet rolls, pastries" ...are not "doughnuts"

... Huh?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Combining the stats from three things, the last of which is a broad category, and then calling it one thing is misleading at best

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait, you're telling me someone played up a bit in okmatewanker??? The audacity!

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I dunno I just took it as shitting on Americans without even being funny about it /shrug

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 3 points 7 months ago

I can see that. One day we'll figure out how to communicate tone over text.

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