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[–] KarmaPolice@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Musk would hire people to jerk off to a milk carton, then drink it live pretending it's his own, and get mad when people point out that the good drinkers would know how to position the mill carton for optimal flow.

I'm not sure why I wrote this, or why I'm pressing send...

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Too late now!

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Too latte now! FIFY

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We're all cursed on this blessed day... Wait.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Speak for yourself.

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

Same ballpark of reasons I'm upvoting it I guess.