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Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again (theonion.com)
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[–] maniii@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Just get an alien race to build a dyson sphere and supply everything with energy on demand to all earth based lifeforms.