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Anon's date has a third degree burn (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 40 points 8 months ago (20 children)

i love it when my burnt skinless finger starts spraying blood and my date squeezes it, giving me unmeasurable amounts of pain :3

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Would you rather bleed out?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't think you can bleed out through a finger

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why not? Your body cant produce blood that fast. If it doesnt stop bleeding you can bleed out through any wound. Especially if you happen to have thin blood.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 7 months ago

Fingers are small and peripheral.

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