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Neuralink Patient's Brain Caught Mining Crypto During Sleep (isglitch.com)

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[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

"I knew something was up when my dreams started featuring detailed technical analysis of crypto charts," said Rodriguez. "Also, my brain now automatically smashes the like button on every single Elon Musk tweet about cryptocurrency, even at 3 AM when I'm supposedly in REM sleep. Yesterday I woke up to discover I'd somehow given rocket emojis to 147 posts about Dogecoin."

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