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REPORT: Insurance to Stop Covering Things That Could Potentially Happen (reductress.com)
submitted 6 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How will insurance companies survive once they only start to cover things that rarely ever happen and people no longer purchase insurance?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

Simple. They'll lobby the government to pass laws making having their insurance mandatory.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 months ago

They'll lie- I'm sorry- market their products in New Ways