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Gasp... That might just be the ideal thin crust cut.
Someone should sell a laser-based CNC cutter to pizza places so they can do elaborate cuts. Imagine a jigsaw puzzle cut pizza.
Wait, you can make cool shapes with a pizza laser? I've just been using it for that delicious burning pizza smell...
Some people like the burnt laser cheese taste but I'm not into it. I prefer to use my laser to add grill lines to my burgers the way BK does to the whopper before microwaving it.
Then use a directed air jet
I have no idea how a directed air jet would work here. But I did fill my waterjet cutter with pizza sauce so fingers crossed I've found a less malodorous solution to geometric pizza.
This guy maths.
Its glorious!