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submitted 7 months ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Zuck seems bored. Maybe he should donate his fortune and start over. Prove he is the shit.

He will need to change his name, and shave his head, and not us his contacts (humans, not lenses).