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[–] don@lemm.ee 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Fuck you, salads are awesome. Eat a good salad, realize you’re an idiot, and apologize to the universe for being an idiot.

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Only when I make it myself. I'm picky. Also I use hot sauce as a salad dressing.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Same, and my salads are roughly 1/2 cheese by volume. No sadness there.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Bad salads are sad though.

Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Make it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Deal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Thankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

That’s not a salad that is leaves and cheese.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

The sad doesn't come from eating the salad. The sad came long before.l