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Leonardo DiCaprio distances self from 21st century after it turns 25 (chaser.com.au)
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"I can't look at the year, the idea of a date being '25' makes me want to throw up."

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago

And his 2035 girlfriend just entered first grade.