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[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  1. I slap my balls on it (French)

If that one sounds weird, the translation misses the point that it's a masturbation reference. It should be "i beat my balls to it". Compare with "je m'en branle", litterally "i jack to it"

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I think it was a translation of « je m’en bats les couilles »

(Which would translate more to "I slap my balls OF it")

Ball grammar today… who would’ve thunk 😅

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That makes no sense to me. If you're masturbating to something it means you care about it quite a bit!

[–] stormdelay@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're not jacking off to it, it's more that masturbating is more important to you than whatever it is

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Ah, that makes more sense. Although considering how much people seem to like masturbating, it's not a huge insult to say you'd rather do that than something else.

[–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 2 points 7 months ago

I always understood it to mean "i slap my balls with it", meaning that whatever were talking about is used to self inflict testicular pain, which is not something enjoyable