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Leonardo DiCaprio distances self from 21st century after it turns 25 (chaser.com.au)

submitted 7 months ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@midwest.social

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"I can't look at the year, the idea of a date being '25' makes me want to throw up."

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[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

DiCaprio has requested he be either cryogenically frozen for the rest of the century, or sent back in time a decade to the last time people loved one of his movies.

Oh wow, that is quite the zinger.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Oof that'll hurt him right in his 250 million plus net worth