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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 47 points 7 months ago (18 children)

The high ceilings add to the open and airy ambiance, while the living room takes center stage with a stripper pole for entertainment and a 10-person hot tub, perfect for relaxing or hosting unforgettable gatherings.

They're sex people.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (13 children)

I know, but in the kitchen. Really. There's sanitary issues.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)

They needed a kitchen to meet the conditions of occupancy permit.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You know.. that’s probably all it is..

This is a bachelor party/weirdo sex thing rental space, and basically nothing else, isn’t it..? Or at least that’s what whatever dumbass designed it to be..

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I assume it is built for profit generation, it is a $1.5m 2000sqft house in Grand Junction with a destroyed building next to it. Not that I would be interested, but it would be a pretty ideal place for a wild bachelor party or hedonistic hootenanny.

I just find it hard to see where the ROI rental price would be sane for the market in that area. The median income of that area is $35k with a stable population of 69k(nice) and median home value of $470k, they have one strip club that is only as good as the oilfields are doing and a small swingers population as far as I can tell.

Maybe their idea is being a stop over spot between Vegas and the front range or SLC?

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The lot is already planned to have townhouses. That's where the profit comes from to put a Ferrari in the garage that you can look at from the hot tub but never drive.

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