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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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This whole house is painted seafoam green inside. Whole thing. And it does not have electricity, so you get natural seafoam green light, and either darkness or a fire hazard. What a gem!

Kitchen? Yep.

Living room? Yep.

Bathroom? Absolutely!

Wonder why it’s been available for 846 days 🧐🤔

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3403-Garner-Lake-Ln_Blue-River_WI_53518_M98613-44532

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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 43 points 7 months ago (9 children)

The problem is they didn't go far enough. Sand colored carpets, shell decorations, mandatory mermaid tails for visitors - don't go halfway! As you're gazing up at your own reflection in the high gloss ceiling, the little mermaid soundtrack should be playing nonstop. Keep an enormous fish tank behind and around the bed. I'm sorry the previous owners never fufilled this dream.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 7 months ago (8 children)
[–] kungen@feddit.nu 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I kinda like it, but only in the way "we're at some kind of holiday resort". I'd go crazy after a few weeks.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah, to me it feels like a hotel, but like they got confused halfway through making a hotel and started decorating a low-budget museum.

Like what even is that little stone hut type thing?

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