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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Throwing something at a person is battery, pretty much everywhere in the US.

You could also make an argument that it's "discharging bodily fluids" or some weird kind of "disturbing the peace" type of offense predicated just on disturbing other people around you, but it definitely would be battery.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

What if you throw a car battery at someone? Is that double battery?

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Battery^2^

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

That's a AA battery

[–] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Only if the battery is charged

[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Are they discharged if it's not?

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Infinite battery glitch found. Time to plug them into my controller.