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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 86 points 11 months ago (7 children)

I don't want my Wikipedia page to say I have a big penis.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 48 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Wikipedia uses "citation needed".

It'll improve your joke to use the correct term.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Look, having a big penis is not as beneficial as many would have you believe. Especially if your girl is petite...

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Goldicock: bigger than average but not so big that it's incompatible with the people who want to use it.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Goldicock

excellent

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Rest assured then.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Well there's no danger of that; Wikipedia has credibility requirements.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

h0rni owns a very large rooster.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You'd need to earn yourself a page first, and I think one based on the smallness of your penis would be a good start.

[–] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Username checks out 💯😆