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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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That was 5 years ago. Nowadays they would both be bots.
> be me > look at source of comment above > be excited bc I finally see how to make greentext-style comments that begin with ">" > but the comment linewraps so it doesn't work FML
> spend half an hour copy-pasting and looking at things character-by-character
> finally figure out that you have to end lines with two spaces
> why? who cares, it works.
> mfw: hackerman.jpg
Hey you're right. But who would notice that... only a BOT! Dissenting opinion: a bot wouldn't have forgotten the second space on your second-to-last line. oh wait....
>be me
>say "Hey you're right. But who would notice that... only a BOT!"
>wait where was I going with this? confused.png. time to sleep(1).
> be me
> already know Markdown formatting
I have yet to profit from knowing Markdown formatting.
That's right! Now I can put "Markdown" on my resume!
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