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It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets (newsthump.com)
submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because there's only one seasonal isle.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So is that family planning aisle if you're in the mood

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lol I like your style

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 months ago

There is non seasonal chocolate and flowers in addition to the contraceptive shelves, depending if your planning is for or against.