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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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me when I go back to work from holiday break (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by MinguPingu@lemmy.world to c/bikinibottomtwitter@lemmy.world

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

When you’re so tired you’re ‘about to collapse’, what’s even the point in studying? Don’t pretend your brain was able to retain any of the words you tried to shove into it.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

You'd be surprised, but those sessions are best for review, not for trying to wrap your head around new concepts.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Golly, I guess I just imagined passing all my classes and graduating. Thanks random internet person who obviously has such deep insight about my mental ability that they clearly know what does and doesn't work best for me, personally. And here I thought I was the one who knew the most about how my brain works; considering I'm the one who's been using it my whole life. Who could have known that it was some person on the internet who's never met or interacted with me that had all the right answers this whole time? What a fool I've been.