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Duracell Removes Frosting, Sprinkles To Discourage Kids From Eating Batteries (theonion.com)

submitted 7 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

lol

I mean, it’s satire but also so indicative of how involved the government has had to be with parenting. I’m still salty that we can’t have Kinder eggs here bc parents are too stupid to know what they’re doing.

Edit: also the fact that a few kids choked on a toy means the country can’t have them but a school shooting twice a week only gets us "thoughts and prayers."