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[–] Hubi@feddit.org 32 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Vanlandingham confessed to police that she deliberately poisoned the goat because she believed the animal’s owner was “a cheater”

How do you even cheat with a goat? The whole thing is ridiculous.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

I'm not saying they're all the same, but 100% of the Vanlandingham's I have met in Texas have been rotten to the core. Real sociopaths. Smiling and friendly all while planting a knife in your back. And yes there's more than one example in my weird little anecdote. They eat their own children! (figuratively)

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 10 months ago

How do you even cheat with a goat?

Poisoning the opposition goats, I think

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 14 points 10 months ago

Steroids, perhaps? Do they judge how hard a goat can headbutt things? I don’t friggin’ know. Never mind.