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Not his nightmare (slrpnk.net)
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[–] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I'm glad I'm a lucid dreamer.

OH NO, FREDDY KRUGER CHASING ME!

Wait, that means I'm dreaming.

This is my mind. Now I make the rules. Oh no, Freddy, you're in my world.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

Now let's see what you're packing ;).

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago

I bet Freddy Kruger is hung like a hamster. Like Hemingway was.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sits in the couch

Now take your clothes off... but keep the gloves...

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 7 months ago

Damn, no wonder he is so mad all the time.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Can I conjure trap doors to nothing below things I hate?

Yes?

I must be dreaming.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Should be the next movie