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[–] spiritsong@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago (17 children)

Wouldn't this human in theory become a crumpled sausage like what happened to the crab by the leaking underwater pipe?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Not at 15 feet. I don't know enough to say how fast the water would be leaving that hole, but it's maybe a couple hundred pounds of pressure. If he even got caught, it would be super uncomfortable, but he ain't about to get ∆p'd

If you wanna see a real crab-in-a-pipe situation, look up that Byford Dolphin everyone's talking about

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